Dr. Oz will not be a United States Senator from Pennsylvania OR his home state of New Jersey, Nancy Pelosi retires and takes up the mantle for glizzy gladiators everywhere, and West Hollywood said no to Cory Matthews. (Jury's still out on Mr. Feeny.) Plus, Donald Trump is demoted to a Florida Man meme by the New York Post and West Virginia comes up with a genius, accidental way to defund police.