In Which We Discuss:
1. Trump is furious that his gifted roll of paper towels wasn’t enough to clean up all of Puerto Rico
2. You can now thank Trump directly for your rising healthcare costs. Thanks, Agent Orange!
3. Trump’s Iran policy mostly dictated by a fictitious palate of cash.
4. The whole world is just all sexual predators
5. Steve Bannon promotes Shakespearean murder platform at Value Voters Summit. Adorable thinks the reference will land.
6. Mike Pence hates America. We have proof.
If you'd like to contribute to the PR recovery efforts, here are two reputable places to donate, care of this week's wonderful guest, Esteban Gast:
Maria: Puerto Rico Real-Time Recovery Fund - https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/maria-puerto-rico-real-time-recovery-fund
Friends of Puerto Rico - http://www.friendsofpuertorico.org
Follow Esteban on Twitter at @realestebangast or find him online at www.estebangast.com!