8/7/24 - You Need Joy

Friends, we don’t know what’s going on, but we’re really feeling this whole Harris/Walz thing?!?! How are the democrats doing it? Will they mess it up spectacularly like usual, or is this actually sustainable? We’ll discuss all things veep, plus the other deeply important story of the week: RJK Jr. & The Bear. Don’t miss it!

2/14/24 - Delete Your Account

Somehow, it was this past week…in February in the year of our lord 2024, that the media finally thought to wonder…hey maybe Joe Biden IS ACTUALLY SENILE. We’ll cover all the Hur report and the ensuing fallout, plus discuss the latest election news, the latest legal news, and the latest absolutely bonkers news out of congress. It’s a doozy of an episode that you won’t want to miss!

1/29/24 - The Civil War of Their Dreams

What a week! A presidential primary, congressional shenanigans, threats of escalating war everywhere, and even the threat of a civil war here at home. Okay that all sounds pretty bleak, but we promise you this podcast is somehow still a real banger of an episode. Don’t miss it!

1/24/24 - The New Hampshire Non-Primary

We’re back! And just in time to report that despite polling showing that no one in America wants a Trump/Biden rematch, we’ve officially begun banding together at the ballot box to make sure we get it anyway. And that’s democracy, friends.

12/4/23 - Kissinger is Dead

We did it, America. Henry Kissinger is Dead and George Santas can finally enter into his reality TV era. A banner week for everyone! We’ll cover it all, plus the Desantis/Newsom debate that no one asked for, the DNC’s ongoing attempt to ruin democracy, and all the absolute nonsense out of COP 28. Don’t miss it!

8/29/23 - A Stratospheric Rise to the Single Digits

What’s more competitive than the GOP Primary? Well, actually a lot of things, but specifically, the calendar dates for all of Trump’s trials. It’s going to be an exciting spring 2024 y’all. Plus, we’ll dive into a whole slew of polling after the first GOP debate, and prognosticate on the best path forward for Biden. Don’t miss it!

7/31/23 - What are the aliens doing for me?

The aliens are here! And the way Ron Desantis continues to act around actual humans in public, makes us think…is he one of them? We’ll explore this, and many other totally believable conspiracy theories on this week’s pod. Don’t miss it!