5/12/24 - Brain Worms Nation

Well, it’s been about 6 weeks, but we are VERY BUSY PEOPLE. And the main thing is…we’re back in time to discuss RFK Jr’s brain worms. And really, isn’t that what you’re looking for out of this podcast? Yeah, that’s what we thought. Don’t miss a totally scientific discussion on the matter, along with speculation on who else might have them. All that plus TONS more!

3/25/24 - Queen of the Return

We are FINALLY BACK! Did we miss anything? Hmm…oh right…ELECTIONS. Also a SOTU speech, a near government shutdown, another threat to a speakership, more Republicans retiring, major Trump court case updates, etc… So you know, just the small stuff! Don’t worry, we’ll catch up on it all in a doozy of a pod. Don’t miss it!

2/14/24 - Delete Your Account

Somehow, it was this past week…in February in the year of our lord 2024, that the media finally thought to wonder…hey maybe Joe Biden IS ACTUALLY SENILE. We’ll cover all the Hur report and the ensuing fallout, plus discuss the latest election news, the latest legal news, and the latest absolutely bonkers news out of congress. It’s a doozy of an episode that you won’t want to miss!

1/29/24 - The Civil War of Their Dreams

What a week! A presidential primary, congressional shenanigans, threats of escalating war everywhere, and even the threat of a civil war here at home. Okay that all sounds pretty bleak, but we promise you this podcast is somehow still a real banger of an episode. Don’t miss it!

1/24/24 - The New Hampshire Non-Primary

We’re back! And just in time to report that despite polling showing that no one in America wants a Trump/Biden rematch, we’ve officially begun banding together at the ballot box to make sure we get it anyway. And that’s democracy, friends.

12/14/23 - Self-Inflicted Embarrassment

We’re back! And yes, it’s Thursday, but it’s also the holidays, and we are very important and popular people so cut us some slack. This week we’ll cover the new “impeachment” inquiry, the latest GOP “debate” and the latest Iowa “poll”. Seriously, what are republicans up to these days? All that plus a ton more! Don’t miss it!

12/4/23 - Kissinger is Dead

We did it, America. Henry Kissinger is Dead and George Santas can finally enter into his reality TV era. A banner week for everyone! We’ll cover it all, plus the Desantis/Newsom debate that no one asked for, the DNC’s ongoing attempt to ruin democracy, and all the absolute nonsense out of COP 28. Don’t miss it!

11/27/23 - Raw Pie

We hope you had a very Happy Thanksgiving, and we also hope that you ate better than all of your elected officials did. In addition to being bad at running the country, it seems they are also very bad at cooking. We’ll cover all their turkey troubles, plus so much more more important news. Don’t miss it!