Ron DeSantis

9/3/24 - Our Greatest Philosopher on the Nature of Time

9/3/24 - Our Greatest Philosopher on the Nature of Time

Get ready for a poll-a-palooza! That's right, we've got the state of the race you've been looking for. Plus, we'll take you through all 17 positions Donald Trump held about Abortion and IVF over the span of about 12 hours. Don't miss it!

1/24/24 - The New Hampshire Non-Primary

1/24/24 - The New Hampshire Non-Primary

We’re back! And just in time to report that despite polling showing that no one in America wants a Trump/Biden rematch, we’ve officially begun banding together at the ballot box to make sure we get it anyway. And that’s democracy, friends.

12/14/23 - Self-Inflicted Embarrassment

12/14/23 - Self-Inflicted Embarrassment

We’re back! And yes, it’s Thursday, but it’s also the holidays, and we are very important and popular people so cut us some slack. This week we’ll cover the new “impeachment” inquiry, the latest GOP “debate” and the latest Iowa “poll”. Seriously, what are republicans up to these days? All that plus a ton more! Don’t miss it!

12/4/23 - Kissinger is Dead

12/4/23 - Kissinger is Dead

We did it, America. Henry Kissinger is Dead and George Santas can finally enter into his reality TV era. A banner week for everyone! We’ll cover it all, plus the Desantis/Newsom debate that no one asked for, the DNC’s ongoing attempt to ruin democracy, and all the absolute nonsense out of COP 28. Don’t miss it!

11/27/23 - Raw Pie

11/27/23 - Raw Pie

We hope you had a very Happy Thanksgiving, and we also hope that you ate better than all of your elected officials did. In addition to being bad at running the country, it seems they are also very bad at cooking. We’ll cover all their turkey troubles, plus so much more more important news. Don’t miss it!

11/20/23 - In a Fight, I'm Gonna Bite

11/20/23 - In a Fight, I'm Gonna Bite

We’re back! And it’s time to discuss some exciting election results! Plus, we bring you sad news of George Santos’ downfall. Well, congressional downfall, anyway. We’re sure to see him on the reality show circuit after some jail time. All that plus Trump trial news, congressional physical altercations, and even more entries into the 2024 presidential race. Don’t miss it!

11/6/23 - Tomorrow is Election Day!

11/6/23 - Tomorrow is Election Day!

Friends! It’s election day on Tuesday! What a time to be alive. If you live in any of the states with elections, go vote. If you don’t, enjoy listening to every pundit on earth talk about how Virginia is a bellwether for the rest of the country for a presidential election that’s still a year away. We’ll tell you everything you need to know, plus dive into Joe Biden’s latest awful polling. Don’t miss it!

10/31/23 - The Erika Jayne of the US House

10/31/23 - The Erika Jayne of the US House

Friends, if you’re looking for all of the insane info on our new speaker MAGA Mike, you have certainly come to the right place. We’ve got that, plus Mike Pence’s failed campaign and the state of the GOP race in Iowa, what the Dean Phillips entrance in the Dem primary means for Biden, and we’ll take a deep dive into what’s wrong with Donald Trump’s pants. Don’t miss it!