Get ready for a poll-a-palooza! That's right, we've got the state of the race you've been looking for. Plus, we'll take you through all 17 positions Donald Trump held about Abortion and IVF over the span of about 12 hours. Don't miss it!
9/3/24 - Our Greatest Philosopher on the Nature of Time
1/24/24 - The New Hampshire Non-Primary
12/14/23 - Self-Inflicted Embarrassment
We’re back! And yes, it’s Thursday, but it’s also the holidays, and we are very important and popular people so cut us some slack. This week we’ll cover the new “impeachment” inquiry, the latest GOP “debate” and the latest Iowa “poll”. Seriously, what are republicans up to these days? All that plus a ton more! Don’t miss it!
12/4/23 - Kissinger is Dead
We did it, America. Henry Kissinger is Dead and George Santas can finally enter into his reality TV era. A banner week for everyone! We’ll cover it all, plus the Desantis/Newsom debate that no one asked for, the DNC’s ongoing attempt to ruin democracy, and all the absolute nonsense out of COP 28. Don’t miss it!
11/27/23 - Raw Pie
We hope you had a very Happy Thanksgiving, and we also hope that you ate better than all of your elected officials did. In addition to being bad at running the country, it seems they are also very bad at cooking. We’ll cover all their turkey troubles, plus so much more more important news. Don’t miss it!
11/20/23 - In a Fight, I'm Gonna Bite
We’re back! And it’s time to discuss some exciting election results! Plus, we bring you sad news of George Santos’ downfall. Well, congressional downfall, anyway. We’re sure to see him on the reality show circuit after some jail time. All that plus Trump trial news, congressional physical altercations, and even more entries into the 2024 presidential race. Don’t miss it!
11/6/23 - Tomorrow is Election Day!
Friends! It’s election day on Tuesday! What a time to be alive. If you live in any of the states with elections, go vote. If you don’t, enjoy listening to every pundit on earth talk about how Virginia is a bellwether for the rest of the country for a presidential election that’s still a year away. We’ll tell you everything you need to know, plus dive into Joe Biden’s latest awful polling. Don’t miss it!
10/31/23 - The Erika Jayne of the US House
Friends, if you’re looking for all of the insane info on our new speaker MAGA Mike, you have certainly come to the right place. We’ve got that, plus Mike Pence’s failed campaign and the state of the GOP race in Iowa, what the Dean Phillips entrance in the Dem primary means for Biden, and we’ll take a deep dive into what’s wrong with Donald Trump’s pants. Don’t miss it!